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howdy stranger! [Apr. 14th, 2012|11:19 pm]
If you're looking for comics, we've got some
here (the worst horse saga),
here (maria and mom sputnik at the beach),
here (a meditation on american presidents),
here (great darkness national park),
here (the first chronicle from big nose national park),
and here (seeing stars, AKA big nose part 2).


monster treasure comics brownblue

If you're looking for the Georgia/Russia/South Ossetia posts, you can find them here (part one's at the bottom of the page).

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i am hungry. [May. 18th, 2009|12:45 am]
do you ever prepare a big mess of food, and then eat it over several days? i am trying to think of good recipes for the lazy-except-once-a-week cook -- stuff you can pull out of the fridge and be eating ten minutes later.

here's what i've got so far:
tamales (cheese and green chili)
lasagna
beans and rice (which i've been eating for two weeks. next week, coconut rice a la lj_ayebee)
rice salad
minestrone (i like to make it with pecorino rind and fresh fava beans)
deviled eggs
summer rolls (i don't know if it's kosher to keep them several days in the fridge, but why not?)

do you have any suggestions or recipes?

also, just out of curiosity -- how do you eat? -- do you cook every day? eat out? survive on bagel sandwiches? does anyone pack a lunch? if so, what do you carry it in?

EDIT: i am also interested in looking at food blogs! do you read food blogs? man, i am the most food-obsessed girl in brooklyn tonight.
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the worst horse [Apr. 27th, 2009|02:48 am]
the first two parts of this story are here.

web-lake-1

sex! death! delirium! and avocadoes. 15 pages. )
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big nose national park, part two [Apr. 22nd, 2009|06:32 pm]
part one of this story can be found here

big nose

click here for ten more pages of nose-oriented material )
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in partnership with the sign of the yellow sphinx i bring you [Jan. 30th, 2009|09:47 pm]
great darkness

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written by van choojitarom

what should i do with this story?
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2008|06:23 am]
the tiber river looks like it might jump its banks.

i am sad to think of what'll happen to rome if it does.

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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2008|02:49 am]
"It is not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me." -- Batman.
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so much for cartoonists' claims about being higher forms of life [Oct. 29th, 2008|03:02 am]
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at the barbershop today, the "beauty operator" told me about a film she saw on youtube featuring an elephant painting a picture. "it painted a picture OF AN ELEPHANT," she said. "an elephant holding a flower." i came right home and HERE IT IS!

doesn't this movie bring up uncomfortable questions? like: does the elephant KNOW that it's painting an elephant, as opposed to a bunch of random marks? does that mean that elephants are symbolic thinkers and capable of imagining things in 2D? does that mean that we could try to communicate with them via pictograph? does the elephant understand that painting "elephant w/flower in trunk" is CUTE? fuck!
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in times of trouble, don't forget your friends [Oct. 17th, 2008|06:35 am]
masks
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capitalism/horsies [Oct. 16th, 2008|03:57 am]
Two things:

1. I set up an etsy shop! So if you want to buy comics, you can do it there.

(If you already asked for a comic and gave me your address, your comics were free! and are currently on their way.)

2. Drunk Pony Fished From Swimming Pool
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one of the coolest presents i ever got [Oct. 15th, 2008|04:31 am]
[Current Mood |near a scanner]

was this comic gabby drew back in 2005 2006, after coming to portland for the weekend and staying all summer. i keep it in my jewelery box, next to my grandma's old turquoise ring, videotapes of weddings, and teeth my dad pulled out of his head with pliers.

44 presidents065

the rock )
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2008|02:25 pm]
i read this entry by mza a couple weeks ago and wanted to make a minicomic out of it for spx. unfortunately, my cartooning abilities were temporarily disabled by back spasm (more difficult to draw while lying on back under influence of pharmaceuticals), so this is its big debut.

(note: the "letter to a cat" isn't in this version. for that you have to read lj lostcosmonaut or get an actual paper minicomic.)

44 presidents cover

history according to mza )
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more comics from this summer [Sep. 23rd, 2008|11:16 pm]
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wee it's alive

'it's alive' -- 2 pages' )
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party in the basement [Sep. 23rd, 2008|10:43 pm]
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angry squirrel

the worst horse/salmon lightning comics, from this summer -- 12 pages )
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WEBCOMICOPTICON [Sep. 15th, 2008|10:27 pm]
i want to post comics to the internet. all in one place, large-sized, in a place where it'd be easy to read them. (a place which isn't livejournal.com -- i wanna diversify!)

so far i've been frustrated by google webpages (cuts off the edges), flickr (un-comics-friendly presentation), and wordpress.com (only allows me one comix page per post).

can you help? i feel like grandma, trying to find thegoogle.com
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2008|06:49 pm]
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"He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash." (H.L. Mencken on Warren Harding)
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2008|02:26 pm]
A SHOUTOUT:

some of our livejournal brethren* have created a website for disgruntled Clinton voters (beyondhillary.com) laying out the case for Barack Obama.

It has a nice compare-and-contrast chart illustrating policy crossovers and disagreements between Clinton, Obama, and McCain, and addresses several questions a would-be Clinton supporter might have about the upcoming election.

This could be the perfect electoral-season gift for the Hillary Clinton lover in your life! Pass that link along, kids.

* lj rival and lj suddenleap
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you be my focus group. [Sep. 12th, 2008|02:20 pm]
If I made a zine/postseries about exit polls next week, would people would want to read it, or is that topic too depressing to grab folks' attention?

A couple of years ago I wrote a long paper about exit polling. See, in Serbia 2000 and Ukraine 2004, discrepancies between exit polls and official polls led people to say EXIT POLLS ARE A HARD SCIENCE, THIS IS THE EVIDENCE THAT THE GOVT IS FULL OF LYING CROOKS, UKRAINIANS AND SERBIANS SHOULD POOL IN THE STREETS AND OVERTHROW THEIR OVERLORDS! And they did.

Meanwhile, when there were exit poll discrepancies in Venezuela 2004 and the United States 2004, many of the same "scientists"/"pundits" said AH WELL EXIT POLLS ARE REALLY JUST A SORT OF IMPRESSIONISTIC ARTISTIC THING DESIGNED TO HELP THE MEDIA DO PROJECTIONS, FORGET ABOUT IT, TAKE OFF YOUR TINFOIL HATS WEIRDOES, and everyone said "oh," and made a ham sandwich and went to watch "Law and Order."

I took apart that clock and peered at its cogs and coils, and now am ready to regurgitate the information I consumed.

yes/no?
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2008|05:52 pm]
Could the young but realise how soon they will become a mere bundle of habits, they would give more heed to their conduct while in a plastic state. (William James)
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2008|01:57 am]
[Current Mood |baby's on fire]

Why do people believe what they believe?*

ALSO: where + how did you learn/discover/accept the stuff you believe? What's the "intake process" through which one of your ideas graduates from hypothesis to belief?

*About politics, science, the Ultimate Nature of It All, human behavior, et cetera.
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