...if it were a child, it could go to seventh grade this fall!
and i always said that, if i had a child, i wouldn't send him or her to middle school. i said nobody learns anything in middle school except how to feel bad about themselves, and so at age twelve we'd go learn to farm or build houses or something. and i wonder if it is time for my livejournal to learn how to use a hammer or a plough.
i think of this place like it was a big old outdoor bar, but now the old gang is pretty much totally dispersed, and if you drop by to get a drink you'll find that the only folks who patronize it anymore are russians.
though it seems like there are more of you here now than i expected. hello!
i just want to learn to put up psychic drywall. i just want to skip middle school. i just want to mix my metaphors. i just want a virgin bloody mary with a giant stick of celery, and to pull up a table and start writing in my secret notebook.
- my livejournal is TWELVE YEARS OLD